Monday, September 5, 2011

Countdown to opening night: Remaining offseason tasks for the Winnipeg Jets

And nine months later, a beautiful
leafy-airplane baby was born.
The Winnipeg Jets took their latest step in their NHL rebirth on Friday when they released their much anticipated logo. After months of speculation, fans now have a visual representation of Canada's newest team.

The logo was just the latest step in a long process that began in May when the rumoured relocation of the Atlanta Thrashers became reality. Since then the Jets have sold thousands of season tickets, announced their team name, made their first draft picks, hired a new GM and coaching staff, and resigned captain Andrew Ladd.

That's an impressive start, but there's still more to do. Getting a NHL team up and running is a daunting job, and with less than two months until training camp the Jets still have plenty of outstanding items left on their checklist. Here's a sample of some of the work the team still has to do before they hit the ice.

  • Create a promotional DVD to get fans excited about young star Evander Kane, which shouldn't take long since it just needs to be a clip of the Matt Cooke fight on a 90-minute loop.

  • Organize some sort of orientation for lifelong Atlanta Thrasher players who will be now dealing with issues they've never faced before such as a harsh climate, Canadian tax laws, and fans.

  • Figure out some way to make ice in time for the home opener on October 9th, since every flat surface in Winnipeg isn't normally covered in several inches of ice until October 15th.

  • File the paperwork to have that playground near the arena renamed "Hey Bryzgalov, enjoy getting booed and pelted with batteries in Philadelphia" Memorial Park.

  • Send lawyers down to Phoenix to meet with the Coyotes and determine once and for all which franchise ends up with legal custody of Luciano Borsato.

  • Rehearse the big moment when True North chairman Mark Chipman dramatically tears off his mask during a meeting with Gary Bettman to reveal the cackling face of Jim Balsillie.

  • Make our monthly visit to the marketing consultant who initially tried to convince us to call the team something other than "Jets"; slide some water and stale bread under the door of his cell.

  • Remind other GMs that while Winnipeg fans are deeply nostalgic for former Jets stars and would love to see one suit up for the new version of the team, that's pretty much limited to Teemu Selanne and Shane Doan so the Oilers can stop with the hourly Nikolai Khabibulin trade offers.

  • Continue to try to convince a sceptical Nik Antropov that in the post-lockout NHL, Canadian teams really are allowed to make the playoffs.

  • Continue trying to figure out modern NHL technology like the mascot hotdog gun; for example, the next time we test it out on fans maybe consider trying it with hotdogs that have been thawed first.

  • Construct a hastily built igloo and scrawl "Winnipeg's Only Hotel" on the side of it; see how many visiting American media members we can get to stay there.

  • If fellow prairie teams are any indication, get to work on planning next year's draft lottery party.

  • Try to figure out why ever since we announced our name, some confused guy in a fireman's hat keeps showing up at our offices and yelling at us about how to spell it.

  • Hey, no rush, but if it's not too much trouble maybe think about coming up with a uniform before opening night.

  • Work with scouts to determine if any players from our current roster could develop into important contributors to multiple Stanley Cup championships; if so, sell them to the Red Wings for a dollar.

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Gardner, JimmyJimmy Gardner Gartner, MikeMike Gartner Gary Gambucci Geoffrion, BernieBernie Geoffrion

Countdown to opening night: Remaining offseason tasks for the Winnipeg Jets

And nine months later, a beautiful
leafy-airplane baby was born.
The Winnipeg Jets took their latest step in their NHL rebirth on Friday when they released their much anticipated logo. After months of speculation, fans now have a visual representation of Canada's newest team.

The logo was just the latest step in a long process that began in May when the rumoured relocation of the Atlanta Thrashers became reality. Since then the Jets have sold thousands of season tickets, announced their team name, made their first draft picks, hired a new GM and coaching staff, and resigned captain Andrew Ladd.

That's an impressive start, but there's still more to do. Getting a NHL team up and running is a daunting job, and with less than two months until training camp the Jets still have plenty of outstanding items left on their checklist. Here's a sample of some of the work the team still has to do before they hit the ice.

  • Create a promotional DVD to get fans excited about young star Evander Kane, which shouldn't take long since it just needs to be a clip of the Matt Cooke fight on a 90-minute loop.

  • Organize some sort of orientation for lifelong Atlanta Thrasher players who will be now dealing with issues they've never faced before such as a harsh climate, Canadian tax laws, and fans.

  • Figure out some way to make ice in time for the home opener on October 9th, since every flat surface in Winnipeg isn't normally covered in several inches of ice until October 15th.

  • File the paperwork to have that playground near the arena renamed "Hey Bryzgalov, enjoy getting booed and pelted with batteries in Philadelphia" Memorial Park.

  • Send lawyers down to Phoenix to meet with the Coyotes and determine once and for all which franchise ends up with legal custody of Luciano Borsato.

  • Rehearse the big moment when True North chairman Mark Chipman dramatically tears off his mask during a meeting with Gary Bettman to reveal the cackling face of Jim Balsillie.

  • Make our monthly visit to the marketing consultant who initially tried to convince us to call the team something other than "Jets"; slide some water and stale bread under the door of his cell.

  • Remind other GMs that while Winnipeg fans are deeply nostalgic for former Jets stars and would love to see one suit up for the new version of the team, that's pretty much limited to Teemu Selanne and Shane Doan so the Oilers can stop with the hourly Nikolai Khabibulin trade offers.

  • Continue to try to convince a sceptical Nik Antropov that in the post-lockout NHL, Canadian teams really are allowed to make the playoffs.

  • Continue trying to figure out modern NHL technology like the mascot hotdog gun; for example, the next time we test it out on fans maybe consider trying it with hotdogs that have been thawed first.

  • Construct a hastily built igloo and scrawl "Winnipeg's Only Hotel" on the side of it; see how many visiting American media members we can get to stay there.

  • If fellow prairie teams are any indication, get to work on planning next year's draft lottery party.

  • Try to figure out why ever since we announced our name, some confused guy in a fireman's hat keeps showing up at our offices and yelling at us about how to spell it.

  • Hey, no rush, but if it's not too much trouble maybe think about coming up with a uniform before opening night.

  • Work with scouts to determine if any players from our current roster could develop into important contributors to multiple Stanley Cup championships; if so, sell them to the Red Wings for a dollar.

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DownGoesBrown/~3/h1eSP7ZU2_Y/countdown-to-opening-night-remaining.html

Hainsworth, GeorgeGeorge Hainsworth Hall, GlennGlenn Hall Hall, JoeJoe Hall Harold Hal Trumble Harvey, DougDoug Harvey

Who won?t win the Stanley Cup?

In the last 20+ years, we have never had a Stanley Cup winner with less than a +25 goal differential in the regular season. The Penguins win over the Red Wings in 2009 was the lowest of the 20 years with a +25. How about the loser? Well for the losers there have been various goal differentials. For the most part they?ve all had a positive goal differential too. There are three exceptions. Carolina in 01-02 lost to Detroit and had a 217/217 GF/GA. In 92-93 Los Angeles lost to Montreal with a negative differential 338/340 GF/GA. The Kings gave up a lot of goals that year, only three teams gave up more goals than them that season. In 90-91 the Minnesota North Stars (remember them) had a negative 10 differential 256/266 GF/GA and a 27-39-14 record (yikes!). Of course that year there were only 10 teams in the West so all but two teams got in the playoffs.

Source: http://puckingawesome.com/2011/04/09/who-wont-win-the-stanley-cup/

John Garrison John LeClair Aaron Broten Abel, SidSid Abel Adams, JackJack Adams

Will the Pacific Be The Best Division in the West Next Season?

Source: http://www.fearthefin.com/2011/9/3/2402886/will-the-pacific-be-the-best-division-in-the-west-next-season

Granato, CammiCammi Granato Grant, MikeMike Grant Green, ShortyShorty Green Gretzky, WayneWayne Gretzky Griffis, SilasSilas Griffis

NY Islanders: A Recipe for Success?

We are in the dog days of summer. There is nothing worse for an Isles fan than an August where so much is left up in the air. Its been a long long month. The venue effort failed. Free agency was with minor solid piece on the bottom 6, which I warned long ago. The [...]

Source: http://hockeyindependent.com/blog/bdgallof/38114/

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No $50K prize for 11-year-old who made 89-foot hockey shot

Earlier this month at a charity hockey event in Faribault, Minn., 11-year-old Nate Smith�made an 89-foot shot from center ice to win $50,000.

The problem was that Nate's twin brother, Nick, was the one who purchased the winning raffle ticket. When the time came to attempt the shot, Nick was outside of the arena unaware he had won, so in stepped Nate to score the miraculous goal.

After the boys' father, Pat, came forward the next day and admitted to event organizers about the twins' switch, Odds on Promotions, the company that insured the event, held up awarding the prize money.

On Wednesday, the company decided against giving Nate the $50,000 and instead announced it will donate $20,000 to youth hockey in Minnesota in the boys' names. Odds On Promotions' reasoning was that the switch breached the contract.

Odds on Promotion president Mark Gilmartin said in a statement:

"We greatly respect the eventual honesty of the Smith family. [...]�Although we're unable to the pay the claim on Nate's incredible shot, we are confident our donation will help foster a positive environment for present and future youth hockey in Minnesota."

Pat Smith told the Associated Press that while the boys are disappointed about losing out on the money -- which they had said they'd put towards college -- they're happy that youth hockey in Minnesota will benefit. And due to their honesty the boys earned scholarships to the Shattuck-St. Mary's hockey school's summer camp.

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/No-50K-prize-for-11-year-old-who-made-89-foot-h?urn=nhl-wp11564

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Winnipeg Jets Season Ticket Delivery Method

There appears to be a lot of misinformation (shocking) as to when and how Winnipeg Jets Season ticket holders will be receiving their tickets from the Jets.� So I called True North today as my season ticket group was also asking me for the details. I was told that the tickets will be delivered in [...]

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Winnipeg Jets Centre Ice Logo Application Video

Watch the video showing what was on the MTS Centre jumbotron after the break

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Puck Daddy NHL Season Preview 2011-12: Anaheim Ducks

It's going to be another year of blockbusters and huge flops in the NHL. Which teams blew out their budgets for big name stars and gigantic special effects to score Michael Bay-levels of box office gold? Which teams are bloated action retreads and terrible sequels? Find out in Puck Daddy's 2011-12 NHL Season Previews, running throughout the month.

On March 9, the Anaheim Ducks were in ninth place in the Western Conference, tied with the Wild and one point up on the Predators. Their starting goalie Jonas Hiller hadn't played since Feb. 13 due to a bizarre case of vertigo.

Things were looking a tad bleak. Then Corey Perry decided he wanted to win the Hart Trophy.

The Ducks winger scored 19 of his 50 goals from March 9 through April 9, leading Anaheim all the way to the No. 4 seed. They lost to Nashville in the conference quarterfinals in six games in a series that featured catfish and controversy and Carrie Underwood.

With Hiller back and Perry coming off an MVP season, can the Ducks challenge for the conference crown?

The biggest move of the summer for Anaheim was a swap of defensemen with the Edmonton Oilers: Andy "So You're An Expert?" Sutton was dealt to the Oil in exchange for Kurtis Foster. Sutton never meshed with the Ducks' system; Foster didn't click in Edmonton, but he's a puck-moving D-man with power-play skills.

The Oilers and Ducks connected again later in the summer as RFA Andrew Cogliano was traded for a second-round pick from Anaheim, who signed the young center to a 3-year deal. (To complete the Edmonton/Anaheim hat trick, the Ducks signed goalie Jeff Deslauriers as well.)

The Ducks chose not to re-sign some veteran spare parts from last season, including Masterton nominee goalie Ray Emery (UFA), defenseman Andreas Lilja (Flyers) and winger Jarkko Ruutu (UFA). They saw Josh Green sign with the Oilers and Kyle Chipchura ink a deal with the Coyotes. Todd Marchant retired after 17 seasons of dependable play in the NHL.


At forward, Perry (50 goals, 98 points), Ryan Getzlaf (76 points in 67 games) and Bobby Ryan (34 goals) comprise arguably the most lethal line combo in the NHL; Perry and Getzlaf also rack up the points on the man advantage, scoring 58 power-play points between them.

Last season, the second line was primarily Saku Koivu (45 points), Jason Blake (32 points) and the ageless wonder that is Teemu Selanne (31 goals, 80 points), who in action movie terms would be Jackie Chan ? still doing his own stunts and teaching the youngin's a thing or two about a thing or two. While also dabbling in comedy.

Is Selanne coming back? As of this writing, it's still uncertain. If he does, he gives the Ducks an ace trigger man on the second line and the power play. If he doesn't ? well, Dan Sexton or Andrew Gordon or Kyle Palmieri just don't have the same sex appeal on right wing.

Cogliano is seen as having the offensive potential to be a No. 2 pivot, but he's slotted for the third line, where he'll attempt to not be eaten alive in the faceoff circle like he was in Edmonton. Palmieri, Nick Bonino, Matt Beleskey, Mark Bell (a worthy gamble) and Brandon McMillian (who averaged 14:04 TOI in 60 games last season) are options at forward; George Parros will bring his Ivy League intellect, fists of pounding and mustached of power to the fourth line.

On defense, the Lubomir Visnovsky party was something to behold last season, as he posted a career-best 68 points in 81 games and led the team with 24:17 TOI. Credit Toni Lydman (plus-32) for being the stay-at-home guy in the pairing. Cam Fowler was one of the best rookie stories in the League, going from a precipitous plummet in the draft to a 40-point campaign that ended up with him fifth on the team in average ice time (22:07). The reacquisition of Francois Beauchemin paid off as well. Adding a veteran like Foster seems like a better fit for Randy Carlyle than Sutton was. Luca Sbisa, who could move up the lineup and see special teams time, and Sheldon Brookbank are also in the mix.

In goal, Jonas Hiller claims he's symptom-free and ready to roll, having posted a 2.56 GAA and a .924 save percentage in 46 starts last season. If he's healthy, he's a goalie that can steal a game and then disappearing into the night with his murdered-out mask. Dan Ellis is money as his backup.

In honor of the Ducks' top line, it's "Lethal Weapon 3". Perry as the hot-head. Getzlaf as the strong stoic one. Ryan as the yapper from Jersey.

Carlyle was given a new 3-year contract, and deservedly so. Last season, he led the team through injury adversity (and a defense that looked rather underwhelming in the preseason) to earn home ice in the first round. The Ducks have made the playoffs in five of the six years he's been head coach.

GM Bob Murray has built a roster that has $10 million in cap space (pre-Selanne) and the core locked up for the next two seasons at reasonable prices. Getting Bobby Ryan in at $5.1 million could look genius. Depth is still an issue for the team, but Murray's had more hits than flops as a director.

Kyle Palmieri had a Perry-like 15 goals in 14 games to close out the AHL season. The Ducks need a right-handed forward and a bit more scoring pop. Provided he makes the team out of camp, and doesn't have another midseason swoon offensively, he could be a factor as a 20-year-old USA Hockey product.

"It was then I realized, Mr. Bond, that robbing Fort Knox was entirely too risky. So I shifted Operation Grand Slam to Dan Ellis's money bin, which has half the security and twice the gold ..." - Goldfinger

Cogliano was either a player who never fulfilled his potential or a player whose hype overshadowed his actual skills set in Edmonton. As a center, he lost 647 of his 1,108 faceoffs ? a 41.6-percent clip. The Ducks see something in him, though.

A Hart Trophy and a chance to hang with the Blue Man Group? Quite the year for Corey Perry. BTW, can anyone prove without a shadow of a doubt that neither of these men are Mark Messier?

Obviously, any reoccurrence of Hiller's ailment would dramatically alter the plot for the Ducks. The Ducks endured without him last season, but it's hard to imagine Perry getting on a tear of that magnitude to carry them again.

Hovering around the No. 8 seed and making the playoff cut. The conference is again going to be tighter than Scorsese tracking shot, but Carlyle's teams are usually in the hunt. It's a top-heavy group for sure, but you could do worse than rely on that group of six skaters to carry the load. Provided, of course, a certain Finnish gentleman joins the cast.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Daddy-NHL-Season-Preview-2011-12-Anaheim-D?urn=nhl-wp11636

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Prospect Pulse: Michael Kirkpatrick

I noted in a previous Prospect Pulse that due to a dearth of high-end prospects coming over from the Thrashers? system, the Jets would have to be proactive in signing college free-agents as well as undrafted players out of major junior. The Moose brain trust had great success with this system, and it would appear [...]

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2011 NHL Draft Preview

Drafted second overall? Ha, enjoy
years of finishing in last place, kid.
It's NHL draft weekend, with the first round taking place tonight from the Xcel Energy Center in Minnesota. And while the consensus is that there aren't any surefire superstars in this year's crop of prospects, most experts seem to agree that it's a deep pool of good young players.

In recent months the prospects have been scouted, interviewed, analyzed and subjected to the rigors of the combine. There's been no shortage of opportunity for teams to do their homework, and at this point the teams know these guys about as well as they ever could.

But what about the fans? As we prepare to settle in and watch the intrigue unfold, let's take one last look at some of the prospects who can expect to hear their names called tonight.

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins - Hockey fans should make an effort to get to know this exciting offensive force from the Red Deer Rebels before the draft, since he's probably going to be picked by the Edmonton Oilers and then never heard from again.

Adam Larsson - The Swedish blueliner has been repeatedly compared to Victor Hedman. So watch your back, anyone in this year's draft who has been repeatedly compared to Sidney Crosby.

Johnathan Huberdeau - Raised some eyebrows during the interview portion of the combine when, on the advice of his agents, he spent his entire interview with New York Islanders management nervously denying that he had ever played hockey before.

Gabriel Landeskog - Achieved the top possible score in the infamous Wingate endurance test when, after 30 second of furious pedaling, the bicycle vomited and passed out.

Sean Couturier - Most mock drafts have him going to the Ottawa Senators, which would give him a chance to develop under the watchful eye of respected coach Paul MacLean up until the team has its first three-game losing streak.

Dougie Hamilton - Is widely considered to have the second most Canadian name in this year's draft, behind only Gordie MacRolluptherim.

Ryan Murphy - Like many of his fellow prospects, has recently been spending up to six hours a day practicing how to fold the rim of a ball cap just right so that it doesn't look awkward when you first put it on.

Ryan Strome - Scouts agree that he needs to add size and strength, unlike all those other 18-year-olds who are already fully grown.

John Gibson - First-round goalies are notoriously unpredictable, ranging from wildly over-paid superstars to borderline AHL washouts. So either way, good luck to Gibson in his future endeavours with the Philadelphia Flyers.

Mika Zibanejad - Like many recent top prospects from the faltering Swedish development system, has been frequently criticized for not having a twin.

Jonas Brodin - When this defensive defenceman is picked, feel free to lean over to that cute girl in the bar and whisper "Not to brag, but I ended up tied with him in goal scoring last season."

Duncan Siemens - Is considered such a sure thing to develop into a dependable NHL defenceman that he's already received a ridiculously overinflated free agent offer from the Toronto Maple Leafs post-dated to 2021.

Tyler Biggs - This power forward plummeted in the Central Scouting rankings in the second half of the season, after suggesting to them that maybe they could just combine their North American and International rankings into one list like everyone else in the world does.

Joseph Morrow - Had one of the best scores at the combine during the standing vertical jump event, which will no doubt move him up the draft board of all those teams that keep losing games because they can't jump high enough.

Jonas Valanciunas - The towering Lithuanian is the consensus top-ranked center in the draft, according to that one ESPN analyst who nobody recognizes and who come to think of it might actually be at the wrong draft.

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Is Pekka Rinne the best goalie in fantasy hockey?

Pekka Rinne will probably never get the respect in the NHL that his numbers indicate he deserves because he (a) plays for an unglamorous franchise and (b) plays behind a defensive system and (c) can't overcome these hindrances like Martin Brodeur did by simply being a Canadian goaltender with ties to Montreal.

In the fantasy NHL, however, the Nashville Predators keeper is suddenly a rock star.

Matt Cubeta of NHL.com has ranked Rinne as the top goalie available in your 2011-12 fantasy league. (Sign up now, by the way.) Writes Cubeta:

With the end of Martin Brodeur's reign as the top-ranked goalie heading into the season, we welcome Nashville's Rinne as our new No. 1. After posting a 33-win season with an outstanding 2.12 goals against average, .930 save percentage and six shutouts, expectations are extremely high for the 28 year-old.

Rinne was top three in GAA and save percentage, placing 15th in wins having played 64 games, which was a career high for Rinne despite missing some time with a knee injury.

Which brings us back to fantasy. Everyone has his or her own draft philosophy, but I go for the workhorses in goal: Players that are durable and can get me upwards of 70 starts in a season. Granted, this has become increasingly rare in the NHL: Even Miikka Kiprusoff is going to be playing less than 70 games this season, as mandated by his GM. But if you can find them, draft them -- and Rinne appears to be one of them.

If Rinne can start between 65-70 games with those same numbers, he belongs in the Top 5. Maybe even Top 3. But if you're playing head-to-head in a non-keeper league, you're insane if you don't draft Henrik Lundqvist before Pekka Rinne.

Lundqvist is essentially playing behind the same unit that helped him produce a league-high 11 shutouts last season. He had more wins than Rinne, and will likely do so again given what the Rangers added up front in the summer. The save percentages between the two could be a wash: Lundqvist is going to hover around .920, but there's no guarantee Rinne pops another .930, which was second only to Tim Thomas.

Lundqvist was ranked seventh overall in the Yahoo! Fantasy Hockey list; Rinne was 13th, behind Roberto Luongo (11th). Dobber has Rinne 10th in his latest ranking, but that's for keeper-league goalies and, well, Nashville is known to occasionally swap theirs out. The fact that Rinne is an impending free agent, and this could play behind a less generous defense, factors in as well.

You can't go wrong with Rinne, but Lundqvist would be our call. Who would be your top goalie in a fantasy draft?

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Is-Pekka-Rinne-the-best-goalie-in-fantasy-hockey?urn=nhl-wp11703

Davidson, AllanAllan Davidson Day, HapHap Day DeBoer, PeterPeter DeBoer Delvecchio, AlexAlex Delvecchio Denneny, CyCy Denneny

One year after World Hockey Summit: Player transfer agreements ? Part 1

The final notable topic that still resonates one year after the Molson Canadian World Hockey Summit was held in Toronto, is�international player transfer agreements. �With the exception of Russia, most European nations have a formal legally-binding agreement in place with the NHL that stipulates the price to be paid by a North American club to [...]

Source: http://hockeyindependent.com/blog/penguinsmarch/38029/

Cameron, HarryHarry Cameron Cammi Granato Capuano, JackJack Capuano Carl Cully Dahlstrom Carlyle, RandyRandy Carlyle

A brief history of NHL offer sheets

"Hmm, in New York I'd probably live in an
apartment, which means no snowblowers..."
With much of the frenzy around unrestricted free agency dying down, attention has turned to the handful of big name restricted free agents. With players like Steven Stamkos and Drew Doughty finding themselves in a position to negotiate a deal with the highest bidder, fans are waiting to see if a team would dare attempt to sign one of the young stars to an offer sheet.

Partly due to an apparent unwritten code among general managers and partly due to economic realities, it's rare to see a player actually sign an offer sheet. But it does happen, and NHL history is filled with examples of star players putting their current teams in a difficult spot thanks to a better offer from another team.

Here's a look at some of the most famous offer sheet attempts in NHL history.

July 26, 2007 ? The Oilers sign Dustin Penner to an offer sheet that would cost them their upcoming first round pick as compensation, in a move Ducks' general manager Brian Burke condemns as ?gutless? and ?desperation? as he's frantically stuffing Penner's possessions into the nearest suitcase.

July 16, 1990 ? Scott Stevens agrees to sign an offer sheet with the St. Louis Blues, on the condition that everyone agree that hits to a defenceless opponent's head that cause serious brain injuries will remain totally cool until after he retires.

August 6, 1997 ? The New York Rangers nearly succeed in acquiring superstar Joe Sakic with a heavily front-loaded offer in what everyone agrees is a transparent attempt to exploit a loophole that the NHL will no doubt be taking care of immediately.

September 25, 1991 ? The Pittsburgh Penguins keep Kevin Stevens by matching a multi-million dollar offer sheet from the Boston Bruins, then immediately begin developing Matt Cooke in an underground laboratory for their eventual revenge.

August 14, 1996 ? After Ron Tugnutt signs with the Senators, Ottawa general manager Pierre Gauthier describes the journeyman backstop as ?probably the best goaltender this young franchise has ever had, although obviously fifteen years from now he won't even be in the top ten?.

September 12, 2006 ? Canucks' forward Ryan Kesler signs an offer sheet with Philadelphia in a move the Flyers later said they felt compelled to make since, somehow, Kesler was already lurking in the background of all of their team photos and marketing materials.

February 18, 1998 ? Detroit matches a front-loaded Carolina offer sheet to Sergei Fedorov that sees him go on to make $28 million in the first year of the contract, a record for the most money spent by the Red Wings on a single player that stands until years later when the franchise must hire a team of fulltime international translators to try to figure out what language Dominik Hasek is speaking.

March 8, 2011 ? Montreal Canadiens fans submit an offer sheet to Zdeno Chara, although technically the "sheet" is a spray painted car windshield and the "offer" is probably not even anatomically possible.

July 25, 1991 ? A resolution between the St. Louis Blues and Boston Bruins over Dave Tomlinson's offer sheet is delayed when both teams admit they don't have the slightest idea which one of them he currently plays for.

August 13, 1988 ? The Rangers learn that their offer sheet to Edmonton forward Geoff Courtnall has been unsuccessful, at which point they decide they'll only bother going after 20 or 30 more former Oilers in the next few years and that's it.

July 29, 1992 - Winnipeg matches a Calgary offer sheet to Teemu Selanne, a process the Jets rookie enjoys so much that he apparently resolves to a free agent every single season for the remainder of his career.

September 19, 2009 ? The Maple Leafs scoff at the Bruins' outrageously one-sided trade demands and simply sign Phil Kessel to an offer sheet instead, according to smiling Toronto fans mumbling contentedly in their sleep right now.

August 20, 1997 - Tampa Bay chooses not to match Philadelphia's offer to Chris Gratton in a decision that proves that when push comes to shove the Lightning will roll over and let the Flyers just steal their first line center with an offer sheet, according to Paul Homlgren as he cackles ominously in a darkened room right now.

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DownGoesBrown/~3/A6v5BNrvsx4/brief-history-of-nhl-offer-sheets.html

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Can 40 women set Guinness world record for longest hockey game?

The red team skated into the offensive zone methodically, as one player fired a puck that was saved by the sliding goaltender in a white jerrsey. A horn blared to signal a break in the action for ice resurfacing.

The teams retreated to their benches with weary exhaustion ? understandable, given that it was 4:32 a.m. on Wednesday morning, and their game had lasted 116 hours to that point.

Only 127 hours to go.

"Around Day 3, people started to slow down a bit," said Beth Snow, 34. "But we're still playing hard. I thought we'd be doing a lot more floating."

On Aug. 26 at the Burnaby 8 Rinks in British Columbia, 40 women split up into two teams and began competing in what they hope will be the longest continuous hockey game ever played ? one that's streaming live on the Internet 24 hours a day.

The current record was set in Edmonton during 10 days back in February, a charity effort that raised money for the city's Cross Cancer Institute. The final whistle in Burnaby will sound on Sept. 5; should their efforts be validated by Guinness World Records, the players will have beaten that Edmonton record by 65 minutes.

To accomplish their goals, these women are literally living at the rink for 243 hours. Normal routines have been shattered. Bodies are blistered and aching. And if they don't follow Guinness's rules to the letter, they won't set a world record.

Yet beyond pride and competitive fire, there's something else driving them: The desire to raise awareness and money to fight Cystic Fibrosis, and honor the memory of those who lost their battle with it.

Val Skelly, 43, began planning the "Longest Game for CF" in Nov. 2009 having promised a Lucia, a longtime friend who died of complications for the disease, that she would do something spectacular to bring attention to Cystic Fibrosis, an inherited disease of the mucus glands that affects many body systems.

A hockey player herself, Skelly knew an all-female marathon game that aimed for a world record would certainly qualify as spectacular. (Snow admitted to a little Girl Power pride in trying to break the record in a women's hockey game.)

From Mario Bartel of the Burnaby News Leader:

A few months later [Skelly] approached Cystic Fibrosis Canada about her idea and to find a spokesperson who could put a face to their purpose. They hooked her up with Bill Markvoort, whose daughter Eva had just lost her battle with CF.

Eva, a former Miss New Westminster ambassador, had chronicled her struggle to stay alive in an online journal called 65 Red Roses. Her story had been documented in a film of the same name. Her greatest wish before she died was to leave a legacy of awareness about the disease and hope for its sufferers.

Skelly's game could be a part of that legacy. Markvoort gave his blessing to have Eva and her trademark fiery red hair become the game's face and Skelly�used Eva's blog to construct a power point presentation telling the story of CF to help recruit players, volunteers and sponsors.

Social media's played a role in the promotion of the effort, as the game has a Facebook page and a dedicated Twitter feed, to go along with the 24-hour video stream.

The players range from 17 to 44 years old, the majority living in Metro Vancouver. Snow found out about the game at the rink's pro shop, checked the website for the Longest Game for CF and thought it was "the most awesome thing I've ever heard."

Soon after the game began, reality started to set in for Snow and her teammates: It was as arduous as it was awesome.

"Despite my best efforts at trying to take it 'one shift at a time,' all I could think of was the fact that I was only going to have a four-hour break after the session and it really sucked the life out of me," wrote Snow on her blog Not To Be Trusted With Knives.

"I didn't score a single goal in the last four hours ? I'm pretty much just a body on the ice who once in a while touches the puck at this point. I'm too tired to chase any pucks. I was on the verge of tears at least a dozen times in the four hours and I don't even know why."

That was on Day 3.

There are no periods in the game; it's just one long competition between two teams of five skaters, one goalie and a substitute on the bench. Their "sessions" run four hours, followed by an eight- or four-hour break for nourishment, medical attention and sleep while another shift takes the ice.

Injuries are going to happen, and a significant one has already happened: One player on the red team had to leave due to a concussion. When another player needed time off due to swollen feet, the red team was down to 18 players with no help on the way.

The 20-woman rosters set before the game began can't be altered. If anyone gets hurt, there's no one coming up from the local rec team to replace her, nor can the players switch sides to fill out the rosters.

This is because the Guinness World Records certification process is a rigid business. Among the provisions in the record-setting effort, according to Snow:

No player is allowed to leave the facility. Players have to either stay in the rink or in a camper in a fenced-in area of the grounds outside.

Zamboni time is 10 minutes. For every hour the teams play, there's 10 minutes to clean and resurface the ice; hence, there's 10 minutes to eat, relax and clear their heads. "If any of our breaks are 10 minutes and 1 second, we won't have the record," said Snow. "They're pretty strict about it, apparently."

Injury time. If there's a stoppage in play due to an injury, that time is tacked on at the end. So the time taken for the player with a concussion must be made up. "This poor girl was barely conscious, and they're dragging her off the ice," said Snow.

Witnesses. Two referees must be on the ice at all times, signing a book during breaks to validate that all rules were followed. The live stream on the game's website is also important, as that's the video Guinness World Records will use for certification, re-watching the entire game.

The camera is being maintained by a volunteer. Everyone from training staff to game officials to people dropping by with food are donating their time as a support team for the players.

"The scale of this event is crazy big," said Snow.

But the players say they still need help. Medical supplies are in short order; they're looking for donations of Second Skin and Moleskin padding. (Directions and contact info for the rink are here.)

Some players are going MacGyver on this game; for example, slicing up yoga mats for padding and using plastic wrap to combat "lace bite."

As much as they need support, Snow said the biggest need remains on the donation front. There are opportunities to donate to support the game, the teams or individual players. The goal is to reach $400,000; the game has currently raised over $100,000.

Snow said there's room for creativity. For example, a friend of hers was willing to donate $1 for every goal she scored. So, naturally, the opposing team allowed her to light the lamp like vintage Gretzky for the night, as she tallied 14 of her 25 goals in one session.

By 4 a.m. local time on Wednesday morning, the White team had a 609-427 lead over the Red team. (Hope you took the "over" in the Vegas sportsbook.)

But in the end, the score doesn't matter. The cause does. That's what's keeping over three dozen women skating through pain and exhaustion in the wee hours of the morning in Burnaby. Signs like this behind the players' bench, written by a child with CF, are all the reminder they need:

Click here to donate to The Longest Game for CF, so that "CF" can one say stand for "Cure Found".

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Can-40-women-set-Guinness-world-record-for-longe?urn=nhl-wp11468

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Rumor: Rangers In Contract Negotiations With Defenseman Sami Lepisto

I'm very skeptical of translated news stories because one wrong word can completly change the context of the entire story. But, a report from a Finnish website indicates that the Rangers may be in contract negotiations with defenseman Sami Lepisto, who played last year with Phoenix and Columbus.

Lepisto is currently a UFA and earned $800k last season. If the report is true then it's likely a move to add to the depth on defense. There's a possibility that Del Zotto or some of the other potential young defensive prospects won't make the team, so Lepisto could just be an insurance policy. The Rangers will likely try and sign him to a two-way contract.

The original article is here and the translated article here

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Replacements Weekend Thread

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Winnipeg Jets Morning Papers

Portage Daily Graphic: �Jets forward counting on rural support. �Bryan Little is discovering what we already knew, that people throughout this Province are going nuts for all things Jets. OC Register: �Selanne optimistic about playing this season. �The only people happier than fans of the Ducks is the entire city of Winnipeg. �Looks like that [...]

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8/22 Illegal Curve Hockey Show Part 1

The Illegal Curve Hockey Show – August 22, 2011 – Part 1 0:00 – Rick Rypien’s passing 11:38 – Interview with Charlie Huddy, Assistant Coach of the Winnipeg Jets 22:19 – Interview with Chris Mason, Winnipeg Jets goaltender 32:57 – Winnipeg Jets Special Teams Discussion Visit IllegalCurve.com daily for all of the latest in Winnipeg [...]

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A player's guide to NHL free agency

Every decent 2011 free agent: the group photo.
Free agency officially begins today, with hundreds of players available to the highest bidder. Some will strike it rich, while others may be left without a job when the dust settles. But at the very least, most will get a phone call or two from NHL general managers looking to improve their rosters.

The chance to be an unrestricted free agent is no doubt an exhilarating experience for NHL players. But it can also be confusing, and in an era where many players will only get to have the experience once in their careers the risk of committing a unfortunate faux pas is high.

I want to help avoid that. So for those who are new to the process, or who could simply use a refresher, here's a player's guide to the do's and don'ts of NHL free agency.

DO: Feel a sense of pride when a media preview includes you on a list of the most intriguing names available in this year's free agency crop.
DO NOT: Feel any less proud just because they have you tied for second place with "everyone not named Brad Richards".

DO: Instruct your agent to refuse to discuss your status with any team before free agency officially begins at 12:00 ET on July 1, as it's only ethical that you carefully follow all league rules regarding tampering.
DO NOT: Suffer any cognitive dissonance when your agent faxes you a completed 10-page contract to sign at 12:03.

DO: Tell the team you eventually sign a long term deal with that "I'm looking forward to spending the next several years of my career in your wonderful city."
DO NOT: Be surprised by the awkward silence that follows when you say that to the front office from Phoenix.

DO: Tell any local media who interview you that signing with a team where you have a chance to win is far more important to you than money.
DO NOT: Roll your eyes and mime a shovelling motion while you say that, if the reporter is standing in front of you instead of on the phone.

DO: Say something to express your interest when Brian Burke calls to offer you a contract with the Maple Leafs.
DO NOT: Go with "Cool, I'd love having every spring off!"

DO: Listen courteously to any general manager you speak to on the phone and carefully consider the offer he is presenting to you.
DO NOT: Forget to make sure you can recognize the area code for Winnipeg on your call display before instituting that last rule.

DO: Be aware that if you are a restricted free agent, teams can still sign you to an offer sheet and will no doubt be lining up for the chance to land a player as young and talented as you are.
DO NOT: Be rude when explaining to the phone company customer service rep that there's obviously something wrong with your phone, since it hasn't rung once all July.

DO: Start having visions of a massive payday and a celebrity lifestyle when your agent calls to tell you he's negotiated a long-term deal with New York.
DO NOT: Get so excited that you don't notice that his cough immediately afterwards sounded kind of like the word "Islanders".

DO: Accept that every team rates players differently, and some general managers just won't be interested in your services even if you'd really like to sign with them.
DO NOT: Drunk-dial Mike Gillis in the middle of night and tearfully sing "Didn't we almost have it all" into his voicemail.

DO: Feel free to sign a contract before free agency begins with a team that has traded for your rights if they're willing to meet your demands for a nine-year, $51 million contract.
DO NOT: Turn to the GM after signing that contract and say "By the way, if there's any money left over you should really try to acquire some top-tier centers".

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Rangers Sign Brian Boyle To 3 Year Deal

Source: Wikipedia
The New York Rangers knocked another RFA off the list of those to be re-signed by getting Brian Boyle under contract for another three years with a cap hit of $1.7M per year.

I have to say I'm not all that surprised at the cap hit, although I was hoping that Sather could get Boyle signed for a cap hit less than $1.5M per year. I think if it were a two year deal that the Rangers could've gotten that deal, but I would guess that the extra $200k per year was to get Boyle signed for the third year.

It's a risk for the Rangers in my opinion because prior to this past season Boyle had never scored more than 4 goals in a single NHL season. He did finish last season with 21 goals and 35 points but down the stretch in the final 23 games he had a measly one goal and two assists. So we''ll have to wait and see whether over the length of the three year contract we're going to see the "old" Brian Boyle OR the "new" Brian Boyle.

It's also a slight risk for Boyle because if he continues to improve at the rate he did last season (which I feel is unlikely) then in the open market in another year or two he could get well over $2M. However, if I'm Boyle, this is a deal that I can certainly live with. We can only hope that Brian Boyle can match the year he had last season.

Next on Sather's agenda will be to get Brandon Dubinsky and Ryan Callahan under contract. If no agreement can be made in the next week or so then the parties will head to arbitration.

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Winnipeg Jets Morning Papers

Winnipeg Jets: Jets Announce Hockey Operations & Training Staff. Winnipeg Free Press:� The Jets are jazzed.� As are the people of Winnipeg.� You can just sense it.� There has been something in the air this summer, that has taken ‘Friendly Manitoba’ to an entirely new stratosphere. Winnipeg Sun:� Jets’ Little now a big fish.� I [...]

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Winnipeg Jets Centre Ice Logo Application Video

Watch the video showing what was on the MTS Centre jumbotron after the break

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Puck Headlines: Questions, debates linger after Belak death

Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

? Yearbook porn alert! Former FAN 590 radio reporter Howard Berger has a collection of cool scans from his memorabilia collection on his blog. Man, there was a time when buying the team yearbook at the first game of the season was an annual rite for us; anyone here collect them? [Berger, via reader "ushaped"]

? The Canadian Press confirms that Wade Belak hanged himself. Also, he had started training for "Battle of the Blades" for next season. [CP]

? JVR's contract shall light the way for Jamie Benn's contract extension with the Dallas Stars. [Defending Big D]

? Speaking the Stars, Chuck Greenberg is saying the right things about bidding for the team, saying the winning ownership group will be "the one who wants it the most, the one who has the most belief in the future of the franchise." [D Mag, thanks to Kate K. for the link]

? "Here is the bottom line: Evegni Malkin has this season to get back on track. Time expires after the 2011-12 campaign." [Black and Blue and Gold]

? Anze Kopitar is super excited for next season: "For the past two seasons we were eliminated in first round. Now we must take this huge step forward and go past round one."�[Jewels From The Crown]

? Move over Sean Avery: Brad Richards is taking on NYC Fashion Week. [NY Rangers Blog]

? Why is everybody always pickin' on Alex Semin? [Japers' Rink]

? Alex Ovechkin will make a special announcement at the Washington Capitals' practice facility next week. Any guesses? [Alex Ovetjkin]

? President Obama may have moved his speech for the Republican debate, but now it may cause the cancellation of USA Warriors hockey game against Congressional staffers. [RMNB]

? How to improve NHL Network. Easy: Like, 110 percent more TURCO POWER. [Hoffman]

? "Here the Senators stand like so many NHL teams trying to survive the end of an era without skidding into irrelevance." [Ottawa Sun]

? On Marc Savard, concussions and remembering his legacy. [The Hockey Writers]

? What Savard's absence means for the Boston Bruins. Retirement would be good for the team; not so much for Savard's bank account. [SCOC]

? Tyson Nash vs. the NHLPA on player health outreach. [The Star]

? Avs blogger Tapeleg with a personal story about battling depression. [Jerseys and Hockey Love]

? Mark Spector on those calling for a fighting ban. [Sportsnet]

? Kent Wilson on enforcers and depression: "Calls for a stringent anti-fighting stance based on recent tragedies is probably putting the cart before the horse. However, the counter assertion that this summer's events are merely coincidental and not indicative of any causal relationship between fighting for a living in the NHL and psychological pathology strikes me as callous and myopic as well. Nothing is certain at this time, but the heart-wrenching casualties of the 2011 off-season demand we take the issue seriously going forward." [HOTH]

? Al Cimaglia on the NHL's drug problems: "In my view it is not a tragic coincidence there was a drug related death and apparently two suicides this summer which claimed the lives of young men who played in the NHL. I'm not sure what specific actions need to be taken but this is not the time for anyone to bury their head in the sand." [Hockey Independent]

? Steve Lepore suggests that the NHL's TV partners get together for a preseason special about this tragic summer: "My suggestion is as follows. CBC or TSN, in conjunction with VERSUS or the NHL Network in the states, should hold a two-hour (or one-hour, to accommodate TV) roundtable discussion on these issues ? formatted similarly to the one on race from a couple of years ago ? that gets out a message that these topics won't be swept under the rug for another season. Involve people from the league, commentators, players, medical experts, whomever. Just get into an open, frank talk about what's happened over the summer and what can be done to turn this around." [Puck The Media]

? If you like the blog and its editor, please cast your vote for him in the Rising Stars in Media award category at the Untitled Sports Media Awards Project. If you like the blog but hate its editor, we'd still say cast the vote. If you hate both the blog and its editor, we're not sure what you're doing here. [USMAP]

? Los Angeles Kings blog declares war on the Anaheim Ducks through an inglorious use of NHL social media. [Surly and Scribe]

? Finally, James Wisniewski visits a Cincinnati Reds game and manages to go the entire day surrounded by bats without making a fellatio reference.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Headlines-Questions-debates-linger-after-?urn=nhl-wp11613

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Winnipeg Jets Announce Broadcast Agreement with TSN

This afternoon True North Sports & Entertainment, announced their 10-year agreement with Bell Media to broadcast Winnipeg Jets on the new “TSN Jets” TV channel and Sports Radio 1290 for radio. Specific details of the agree had been leaked for some time, making the press conference was a formality. Here are the major points of [...]

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How to buy out a player: The NHL's handy form

Yashin always wore a turtle-neck. Or, as
hockey players call it, a Carcillo-neck.
It's the second week of August, which means there's not much news on the NHL transaction page these days. The blockbuster trades have already been made, free agency has slowed to a crawl, and most teams seem satisfied to wait out the rest of the offseason without making any significant moves.

But there is one exception: With arbitration hearings now wrapped up, some teams now have a second opportunity to buy out unwanted players. This year's buyout periods have already claimed players such as Chris Drury and Colin White. But while fans have become used to the annual news of offseason buyouts, few know the behind-the-scenes process for making them happen.

As it turns out, it's not all that complicated. All a general manager has to do is fill out a simple one-page form, and luckily my spies at the league office were able to provide me with a copy.

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Dear NHL general manager,

Congratulations on your decision to buy out a player. This process provides an excellent opportunity to correct your past mistakes, or at the very least spread the cap hit out into future seasons when, let's be honest, it will be some other guy's problem.

Please complete the form below and submit it to the league office. Note that the buyout will not be official until the league has approved it, so please refrain from setting the content of the player's locker on fire until then.


Player's first name: _________________
Player's last name: _________________
Player's nickname that you call him publicly: _________________
Player's nicknames that you call him under your breath every time he touches the puck:
_________________
_________________
_________________ (use the back of the application form if you need more room)

The player's current annual cap hit: $ ____________

Wow?. Really?
( ) Sigh
( ) Next question please.

How did a scrub like this end up making that much?
( ) He was actually pretty good, years ago.
( ) He was actually supposed to be pretty good, years ago.
( ) He was actually one of the top-rated players in NHL08 according to my kids, although to be honest we probably should have sent some scouts to watch him or something.
( ) Let's just say he was an unrestricted free agent, a defenceman, and had an agent who knew Brian Burke's cell phone number

As per the CBA, the cap hit from any buyout is spread over twice the length of the remaining contract. How many years will this be in your case?
( ) Two years, since the player had one year left on his contract.
( ) Four years, since the player had two years left on his contract.
( ) Eight years, since we are the New York Islanders and we stopped caring in 1993.

There are complicated rules around a team's eligibility for the secondary buyout period. If you are attempting to buy out a player you have just traded for (cough, Lebda) have you familiarized yourself with those rules to confirm that it's allowed?
( ) Yes.
( ) No.
( ) Sorry, could you read them to me? I gouged at my own eyes once I saw what I'd have to pay Shea Weber this season.

Before buying out this player, did you explore the option of trading him to one of the other 29 teams?
( ) No, do not anticipate he would draw any interest and didn't want to waste anyone's time.
( ) Yes, and I really enjoyed hearing 29 other general managers laugh at me and hang up.
( ) Am the general manager of the San Jose Sharks or Minnesota Wild; did not realize we were allowed to trade with teams other than each other

Has the player been informed of your decision to buy him out?
( ) Yes, informed him by phone.
( ) Yes, informed him by fax.
( ) Yes, informed him by drawing a big middle finger on the front page of his contract, wrapping it around a brick and throwing it through his front window.
( ) No, but assuming that once he sees the impromptu fan parade in front of his house he'll figure it out.
( ) Asked a cop to deliver it to his Hollywood home a few nights ago; come to think of it, should find out how that turned out.

Finally, what will you tell the media when they he ask what you plan to do with all the cap space you'll be saving on this move?
( ) Invest it in securing our young star players to reasonable long-term deals.
( ) Spend it carefully on various moves to improve our organizational depth.
( ) Hold onto it to make sure we have room for additional transactions during the season.

And what are you really going to do?
( ) Immediately use it to give an even worse contract to some other player.

Thanks for completing the form. And we look forward to seeing you again next year.

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